There is a police box outside Baker Street, John.

Me watching the Academy Awards tonight:

At first, I saw that Hugo had won the first two awards. And I was like: 

And then I was watching some other stuff, you know, like HARRY POTTER LOSING MAKEUP TO THE IRON LADY. And I was like:

But then Hugo won some more stuff. So I was like:

BUT THEN. SOME STUPID FRENCH GUY FOR A SILENT MOVIE WON FOR THE SCORE AWARD OVER JOHN WILLIAMS. So I was like:

AND THEN NEITHER THE FANTASTIC MOVIE HUGO NOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S WAR HORSE NOR MONEYBALL NOR THE DESCENDANTS NOR THE HELP WON BEST PICTURE. INSTEAD, IT WENT TO A FUCKING SILENT FILM.

And I was all like: 

And my family told me to calm the fuck down, that it was just an awards ceremony. And I was like:

And now I’m just kind of sitting here, thinking:

that is all. 

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